Worst: "Got a bad bitch body curvy like a curveball"ĭid he even try on this one? Wayne is the king of saying the same word twice in the same line. This line wins by default because there wasn't much here that was actually good. "Fingers Hurting"īest: "I'm tighter than a pinched nerve, bitch" Katniss is indeed a "bad bitch." This is Best-Worst Weezy at his best (worst) it's so simple, so corny, but it fucking works. Is it a Bad Boys reference? Is it a terrible play on "crick in the neck"? But if she likes bad boys, why would he be a "crick/crook in her neck? Is crook in her "neck" a blowjob reference? If I am thinking this hard about a line, chances are it makes no sense.īest-Worst: “ Bad bitch on my team like Katniss Everdeen” I really tried to figure this out, but it just makes no sense. Who would have thought that in a song with Drake and Weezy, Riff Raff would have the most ostentatiously absurd line? I'm not tally sure what a "Versace skyscraper" is, but I'm all in on this line. Worst: "Suck a nigga dick for an iPhone 6"īest-Worst: "We come through motherfuckin' hang gliding off motherfuckin' Versace skyscrapers"
"Used To "Īnytime you make a Friday reference, you win. It's such a stretch (pause), but Weezy still manages to make this awful, cheesy shit work. I don't need any more references to your "gum" Weezy.īest-Worst: “She ride the dick the dick gonna kill her/vehicular homicide” Worst: "Lick lick llick tha lolly pop I got the gum inside" It's a super original way of saying the least original thing ever so give credit where credit is due. If we can't laugh we can't heal.īest: "Me with no money is like a bunny with no front teeth"Īt first I hated this line, even had it pegged for best-worst, but the more I thought about it, the more I came to realize it's super creative. I would super break it down, but sometimes my parents read my shit and I'm not trying to have this brought up at Thanksgivng, so I'll just keep it simple: Wayne managed a vagina reference out of a national tragedy. Seriously though, this is one of the most layered, contextual pieces of poetry since Whitman's Leaves Of Grass. When I tell you this is the best pussy reference on the whole project, that is no small feat. Say what you want about Tunechi, but there is not a rapper alive better at making vagina references. Hannibal Lecter and Bizzy Bone are not figures I want anywhere near oral sex.īest-Worst: "I go down and kiss her Pearl Harbor" I see what he was going for, but this got weird fast. Worst: "Suck this thuggish ruggish bone swallow that bone marrow"
Truthfully, there wasn't a whole lot of "best" material on this one, but this one got me. It becomes even more romantic when you find out, two lines later, he plans on putting it in her "maximus gluteus." Anal sex during an eclipse think that was the last scene in the Notebook, right? "Trap House" Is this a line about Jesus or MC Hammer? Or is Wayne saying MC Hammer is Jesus? Either way this makes no fucking sense sleep number beds are legit, a crucifix just seems really uncomfortable.īest-Worst: "I fuck her on my balcony, we watch the moon eclipse"
Worst: "I'm too legit I sleep on a crucifix " Even if I'm not that excited about Carter V or Weezy anymore, it's still fucked up of Cash Money to keep him so shackled. "Sh!t "īest: "Did my time in Cash Money, time served and released / But this agent ain't free, word, that's the word on these streets"Īnother one about the label situation that's kind of cold. I feel like my seven year old cousin wrote this line Nebraska corny. Drake doesn't even have street cred on Sesame Street.īest-Worst: "Birdman junior, more like ugly duckling" Worst: "I ain't trippin', I got Barbie, I got Drake too / I send my goons to kill somebody, I need head proof"Īm I supposed to be scared of you having goons when you also say you have Nicki and Drake? Who the fuck are your goons then? Care Bears? Seriously though, you can't act hard after you mention Drake they are mutually exclusive. Wanye really did make that label what it is, and he can't even get a release date? That's messed up. I mean, they are family - Wayne did so much for him and made him so much coin - you would think Birdman would have a little more respect/appreciation for Wayne. You know, I haven't really thought about it because Weezy hasn't been at his peak for a while now, but he really was fucked over by Birdman and Cash Money. Best: "Who kept this shit together? Nigga, me, that's who / Who was there when niggas left? Nigga, me, that's who"
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